Welcome to Kyoto, the city where the past meets the present and sushi meets matcha. This city is a true gem of Japan, where you can experience the country’s rich history, culture, and food. So put on your comfy shoes and let’s explore Kyoto in all its quirky glory.

Let’s start with the temples, because let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good temple? Kyoto is home to over 1,000 temples, so get ready to temple hop until you drop. But don’t worry, you don’t have to visit them all (unless you really want to). Just make sure you hit up the big guns like Kiyomizu-dera, a temple that’s perched on a cliff and offers stunning views of the city. And let’s not forget about Fushimi Inari Taisha, the temple with thousands of torii gates that make for the perfect Instagram shot. But be warned, you’ll have to share your photo-op with about a million other tourists.

Now let’s talk about the food. Kyoto is known for its delicate, refined cuisine called Kyo-ryori, which is all about using the freshest and highest quality ingredients. This means you’ll be eating like royalty (or a broke college student who just splurged on a fancy dinner) without breaking the bank. Some must-tries include kaiseki, a multi-course meal that’s like a work of art on a plate, and yudofu, which is tofu simmered in hot water and sounds boring but tastes like a dream. And if you’re feeling adventurous, try some pickled vegetables that come in colors you didn’t even know existed.

But let’s be real, you can’t survive on tofu alone. Luckily, Kyoto has plenty of street food to keep you going. You can munch on some piping hot takoyaki (octopus balls) or chow down on some grilled mochi (rice cake) while walking around. Just don’t be that person who drops their mochi on the ground and blames it on the pigeons.

Now let’s talk about the Gion district, where you can spot some geishas (or geikos, as they’re called in Kyoto) if you’re lucky. This is where you can see the elusive geishas shuffling along in their traditional attire, looking like they’re from a different century. But don’t get too excited and try to snap a photo, because geishas don’t take kindly to being paparazzied. And let’s be real, do you really want to be that person who ruined a geisha’s day?

But Kyoto isn’t just about temples and food, it’s also about the weird and wonderful things you’ll find while wandering its streets. You might come across a shop that sells nothing but chopsticks (because who needs variety?), or a vending machine that dispenses hot cans of coffee (because waiting in line for Starbucks is for chumps). And if you’re really lucky, you might even stumble upon a traditional Japanese festival, complete with taiko drumming and floats that are so big they make Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade look like child’s play.

In conclusion, Kyoto is a city that’s full of surprises, and you never know what you might find while exploring its streets. So whether you’re a history buff, a foodie, or just someone who loves a good adventure, Kyoto is the place to be. Just make sure you pack your sense of humor (and a few extra pairs of pants for all the food you’ll be eating).